groovyamerica:

retaking-america:

Maybe when cruises are safe, yeah?

[smiles, but he’s slightly confused]

What do we need to get from the store?

Candy, duh—

[laughing and dragging him some more]

Quick question, when you disappear, where the hell do you go?

Oh, oh, duh, yeah!

[laughs with her]

I’m magical, Dawn! Can’t tell my secrets!

groovyamerica:

retaking-america:

Either way, I still highly recommend a cruise. 

And, yes, the ships are awesome! You get great food and sweet views and so long as your captain isn’t an incompetent bastard, you won’t even drown!

Yeah, I heard about South Korea, and all the other cruises going bad so maybe later

[dragging him along]

Lets go to the store and get stuff—

Maybe when cruises are safe, yeah?

[smiles, but he’s slightly confused]

What do we need to get from the store?

groovyamerica:

retaking-america:

Well, drive. Whatever.

[grins]

Do ya mean, like, a ship cruise, or-?

[laughing]

No— Cruising while you’re driving you dork! I’ve never been on a cruise ship before, is it fun!?

Either way, I still highly recommend a cruise. 

And, yes, the ships are awesome! You get great food and sweet views and so long as your captain isn’t an incompetent bastard, you won’t even drown!

groovyamerica:

retaking-america:

Whenever you need to move it, call me and I’ll come running!

[giggles and nods his head]

Obviously we can! And we can eat it all in one sitting, too!

You don’t have to run, just drive, it’ll be quicker

[laughing]

And sweet, let’s go for a cruise..

Well, drive. Whatever.

[grins]

Do ya mean, like, a ship cruise, or-?

groovyamerica:

retaking-america:

If you live with me, there’s no way I’m gonna skedaddle elsewhere, don’t worry!

[quickly pulls her into another hug]

It’ll all be fine, okay? We’re gonna have a blast!

I mean I was living in my brother’s attic, so we can move that stuff later

[laughing]

Okay! So how are we starting this blast— WAIT! CAN WE BUY THE EASTER CANDY THAT’S ON SALE!?

Whenever you need to move it, call me and I’ll come running!

[giggles and nods his head]

Obviously we can! And we can eat it all in one sitting, too!

groovyamerica:

retaking-america:

[frowns and shakes his head]

Not on my watch. You can stay with me! 

I want you, Dawn. You’re my best friend, ‘kay? I’m not having you living in the woods or-or something. It’ll be fun with me!

Well you aren’t here most of the time! I see you once a month if I’m luckily

And I will stay with you, in your house, cause I got kicked out of mine for not being able to pay rent…

[she’s just going to hide her face in her sleeve]

If you live with me, there’s no way I’m gonna skedaddle elsewhere, don’t worry!

[quickly pulls her into another hug]

It’ll all be fine, okay? We’re gonna have a blast!

groovyamerica:

retaking-america:

I know. Sucks to be me.

[blinks, and his eyes widen]

Whoa, whoa, h-hold on! Run away? Why?

[nodding]

Yeah—

Uh, I’m not necessarily wanted and I have no place to go. I was going to live in the woods or something.

[frowns and shakes his head]

Not on my watch. You can stay with me! 

I want you, Dawn. You’re my best friend, ‘kay? I’m not having you living in the woods or-or something. It’ll be fun with me!

groovyamerica:

retaking-america:

Because I’m an asshole and I have to admit it.

[kisses her forehead]

How’s life working out for you?

Yeah you jerk, you are

[sighing]

It sucks.. I was planning on running away after I help my brother out with some things..

I know. Sucks to be me.

[blinks, and his ees widen]

Whoa, whoa, h-hold on! Run away? Why?

groovyamerica:

retaking-america replied to your post “You got any leftover Easter chocolate?”

[laughs and hugs her back] Missed you, too, Dawn!

[squeezing him] Well if you missed me so much then why did you leave, huh?

Because I’m an asshole and I have to admit it.

[kisses her forehead]

How’s life working out for you?

etoiledechance:

retaking-america:

etoiledechance:

[now commencing chocolate semi-coma]

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Life is cruel.

[he wants in on this]

Agreed.

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Seriously—

——!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sHIT SHIT HE’S BACK WHEN DID HE EVEN WHAT THE HELL] [JUMPS HELLA HIGH UP LIKE S H I T MAN]

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… Alfred?

Here I am, where’s my chocolate, babe?